Привет, it's your not-so-favorite Russian pig here. It probably won't take you long to figure out that my sense of humor doesn't stray far from self-deprecation, stale memes, and offensive jokes. I spend a majority of my time dying, as I am sick 99.99% of the time, and when I'm not sick, I probably fractured a rib or two by running into a pole while attempting to chase a kitten(I - unfortunately - speak from experience.)
I draw sometimes, and I'm actually quite bad at it. I'm allergic to hamsters, and I genuinely thought that "Dylan" was pronounced as "DIE-LAHN" up until a few weeks ago. Mind fucking blown.
Anyways, later, comrades and always remember: "Don't give Pyro an yplatform to defend himself."